jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

'I Do Not Want To Be A Martyr': Openly Gay Lawmaker Leaves Brazil
https://n.pr/2Huiyr1

CALLED IT!

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-shutdown-over-784623/

strikes are really, really, really, really god damn powerful

if i were the american worker suffering from decreasing wages and worsening public services, i would simply refuse to work until my demands were met

@cute enbyssy when

all of my friends here are influencers; they influence me to be a better person

you: i made a software
me: 😪
you: it’s cooperatively governed
me: 🙌✊️🤓

@scarly Don't know if these are what you're looking for but:

"Pronouns" box on all profiles by default
"Would you like to caption this image?" prompt when someone tries to post an image with no caption
"Your post contains ____, would you like to add a content warning?" for unCWd posts containing certain words (such as slurs)
Option for admins to disable public follower counts

Eight Egyptian rights groups reject plan to amend Constitution so Egypt's dictator al-Sisi can rule for a third term
https://madamasr.com/en/2019/01/25/news/u/8-egyptian-rights-groups-reject-plan-to-amend-constitution-so-sisi-can-serve-a-third-term/

as brocialists take over the internet, "Feminists Recked" compilations on youtube will be steadily replaced with "Slavoj Zizek Says The N-Word Compilation (EPIC)"

i'm so tired of seeing people on the left sharing posts literally saying "DO NOT ALLOW yourself to think negatively about ANY of the nominees" and how the only goal 'we' should have is getting the cheeto out of office.

i feel like the last elections only just ended, where people were saying that "we'll complain about their shortcomings after the election to force them to the left", but without having seen any of that, here's the next election, gotta shut up again

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Feel free to add more in replies ^_^

Also:
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And again y'all, the people reading this!

Post: Good morning everyone, I love you all!
Me: *checks time* it's afternoon and I don't believe you

Friend: I'm going to the toilet
Me: be safe, have fun!

i like the night. i enjoy rainy days. i bask in the full moon.

i've always had an attraction to nature's darker side. the shadows feed my curiosity; the night feeds my creativity, my imagination, and my soul.

yes, i am exactly the kind of guy who will call your use of a marxist concept reifying, dab, and push the door instead of pulling when i try to leave, realise that door is inexplicably locked, push the other door, then pull it, then trip over my shoelaces, fall over and die