jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

why are there rich people
who thought that was a good idea

So I was watching the Stan Lee and Jim Henson Epic Rap Battle of HIstory and scrolled down to see McCarthy apparently is not dead --- just wow... Oh FYI he's referring to Walter Elias Disney

@garbados

@garbados crow activation noise

you know when a crow does that “brep” noise like some extremely low-effort squawk? that’s the good thing

> diana you cant just point at things and say “comrade” it doesnt mean anything
< *points at a crow* comrade
crow: *brep*
> !

Non-violent resistance activities cannot succeed against an enemy that is able freely to use violence.
-- Noam Chomsky

#anarchism #quote #bot

You ever meet a gatekeeper who still thinks they're an okay person?

Hilarious.

Yeah that's right I gatekeep against gatekeepers whatcha gonna do about it?

there are people who exist in the world, today, who think the medium of television peaked with Friends

"The Scottish Government has ruled out a review of guidance for schools about transgender children"
https://stv.tv/news/politics/1435632-school-transgender-guidelines-will-not-be-reviewed/

Tired: telling people ur pronouns

Wired: using ur pronouns in memes

mfw a bunch of cuties on the TL

POPULAR GIRLS:
- Submits to justice
- Respects judges
- Hopes you make a speedy recovery
ME, A WEIRD GIRL:
- Bribes the officials
- Kills all the judges
- Makes sure it'll take you people years to recover

shooting hot ropes of shit out my ass onto Margaret Thatcher's tombstone.

when i type “cum is stored in the ass” that’s a higher art than anything shakespeare fitzgerald hemingway or chaucer or any other old dead fukkers ever wrote

ur valid n i love u