jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1109247143527759874

You’re gonna get older, you’re gonna get wiser, I’m not fucking Peter Pan.

But you can still see how cool this next generation is, how accepting, brave, and smart.

Their values might be different, just like ours were, that’s a GOOD THING, it means progress is happening

The person who shared this on Instagram couldn't find the source, and neither can I (why is reverse image search failing me?) but anyway, whoever designed this progressive Cool S clock is clever and hilarious

New Shed
#mastoart #scifiart #biopunk #fantasy #conceptart

Saturnians deserve the best!

Fun game: getting alt-right chuds all riled up by pointing out that none of the Founding Fathers and none of the first seven presidents were born in the United States.

You get a dopamine! You get a dopamine! YOU get a dopamine! EVERY BODY GETS A DOPAMINE

@PaladinQuinn or any government for that matter

Spicy take or not you decide.

leaf wings...

#leaf #wings #butterfly #camouflage #animatedgif

@GreenandBlack And yet when I try to explain this sh!t to my family they metaphorically plug their ears start ranting about basic economics as if that magically makes it okay.

@GreenandBlack "Sorry, but a sheet of paper somewhere says that guy actually owns it, those are just the rules"

Poverty: joining a hackathon not because you think you can contribute anything substantial but because they're offering a T-shirt to participants and you haven't gotten new clothing since 2017

Before you ask, yes, I have seriously been told that I, someone who has lived in poverty for the last ten years, should examine my privilege before I criticize Marie Kondo's "throw away anything that doesn't delight you" approach to life.

jack twitter: "look, I have invented hunger"
people living in poverty: "oh REALLY"
liberals: "jeez, jack, did you really think fasting for 16 hours gave you unique insights?"

marie kondo: "look, I have invented simplicity"
people living in poverty: "oh REALLY"
liberals: "FUCK YOU MARIE KONDO IS A GODDESS MAYBE /YOU/ ARE THE PRIVILEGED ONE DID YOU THINK OF THAT HUH"