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All these dude bros keep tryna do "logical fellatio" as soon as you disagree with them.

People who have a lot of gender and orientation labels are awesometastic!

hrt 

I'll be honest, doctor, I really just want these pills to turn me into a nervous babe

Solarpunks cherish nature, progress and science; the individual and the community. They believe in a world that is green, colourful, and bright. It can be described as a literary genre, an aesthetic, or a movement. The key points are: an emphasis on renewable energy, especially solar power; a demand for technology and society to re-centre around sustainability, longevity, and balance; a focus on decentralisation, community activism, social justice and civic empowerment; a recognition that economic, social, and ecological injustices are all deeply inter-connected.

#solarpunk

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@danishcookies
Yeah so I guess the lesson I learned here tonight is candies good, cishet boys v bad

Oceans existed before they were named. Why must your gender be any different?

Be as free as the breeze, and as relentless as the sea.

Labels come later, if you wish it.

#nonbinary #nonbinarypositivity #nonbinarypride #lgbtq ..

"Be gay do crimes" and "boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time" have inspired more direct action in the younger generation than all the somber old slogans combined, and it's because they're funny and memeable. It's because every gen z will see both on social media at one point in at least one form, and they'll stick in their mind

Adjust your messaging to your audience and your culture

Me: *Dragging a ball pit to the middle of the Fediverse*

Me: "Hey guys who wanna have Mastocon?"

This is my favorite one.

Mexico: The Mexica Empire only wants Spain to apologize
Spain: We're not going to - Wait, did you say the Mexica Empire? Didn't that collapse 500 years ago
Mexico: THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED YOU TO THINK! HAHAAHAHAHAHA
*Mexico city transforms back into Tenochtitlan, Moctezuma revives*

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lewd, body fluid, gore mention, unsanitary 

Is eating your own cum autocannibalism?

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