jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

I Am A Luxury..... Many Can Afford. Please Date Me.

My wife put a bell on the dOG AND NOW SHES ALL JINGLEY AND JANGLEY AND SHES SUCH A FESTIVE DOGGY OMFGGG

*chuckling* you mean the chaos genders?

Hell yeaH I'm a PAWG

Proud
Advocate of
White
Genocide

the only grass i like is that sweet grass known as marijuana! haha! am i right, children? anywway i'm not a cop, uwu

@danishcookies

CAT cat cat cat cat

@skyshaymin hey I'm a verse but shhhhhh

@skyshaymin youre the most intelligent person alive

the straights want the bottoms and tops to fight so they’re the only ones getting coochie don’t fall for it

y’all just mad bc i get coochie and you don’t it’s that simple

if you dont factkin your s.o. then are you even in love?

H-hewwo?`! iw'd like twwo rweport a mwurder (*´д｀*)

I showed u my toot pls reply

@scoreframes that series of words 1 hit KO-ed me

@shedgravity irl no doubles kin discourse

when will my top return from the war?

we can't FUCK if u dont want to listen to the german naruto opening