jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

one day i will be dead so keep this place beautiful

hey vaxxers.... bet u cant do THIS!!!
*gets polio and dies before the age of 3*

got warrior-male'd in a walmart

@peculiar_perryble thankfully somebody fixed it

yall ever jus say fuck it and

nnghg n sorry i had to realign my tapeworm in my cavity

any crystal can be a banishing crystal if it's big enough

when that tap water hits 😂😭👌😩

detroit become racist won absolutely NOTHING and its EXACTLY WHAT IT DESERVES

hey peta? die

- a vegan

@grock Silent Hill 3 (2003)

it’s actually illegal to skip the song American Idiot until AT LEAST 2021

goodnight gays lets get this drock (dream cock)

sir we all have meat we'd rather be beating right now

it is late
but i watch over u all
i kiss goodnight
rat mom want
for u to sleep tight

@kropotkhristian@octodon.social they're syndicalist, wouldn't call them "anarcho-syndicalist" tho