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how am i breathing? good question and one im asking myself constantly

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guess i'll say this again for the newbies: i will block any brand accounts on here, real or fake, and you should too. we all have to do our part to keep scummy advertisers off of mastodon.

me: "somebody told me my art could be worth 75$"
my mom: "on that new website?"
me: "yes"
my mom: "well then thank god apple bought tumblr!"

Pakistan anti-trans hate crimes 

#Pakistan #transgender community protesting the rise of anti-trans #hatecrimes, saying that authorities are taking no action to stop them pinknews.co.uk/2018/12/08/paki

hey fun fact about me! im physically forced to be a vegetarian because i have a severe intolerence to meat! on the same note, i have no gag reflex because of an incident at a barbecue 4 years ago!

food 

if someone invented vegetarian fried chicken that tasted exactly like regular fried chicken i would never eat anything else

hello i am back !!!!!!!!
lucky i did not die
please do not eat raw pancakes. my tummy hurts

lewd, kink 

collective noun for a group of trans butch dommes: a boot of dommes

collective noun for a group of trans butch subs: a shine of submissives

every time i post something dumb and people DON'T make fun of me for it, it really makes me :")

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I would sooner die of an 18th century disease than I would visit a doctor

So we have some racist shitbag neighbors and they have had a few shitty racist stickers on their jeep. The first time I just took the sticker off and left, but then they put a tr*mp sticker in its place, so I replaced it with this antifa sticker

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!