jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

honestly we laugh and joke about clout on here but for those of us who have never had a lot of friends or who have troubles socially or a learning disability getting notifications feels like having friends

good afternoon from #axolotlgang

I love that kin are valid here and grinch pussy was even a thing for a hot sec but god help you if you post your dick my dude like we're all so powerful

(eats a jellyfish then drops on my knees) help ive been stung (opens wide) you know what to do

you've heard of being a dick to cover up your insecurities,

now get ready for being excessively nice to everyone to cover up your own self-loathing!

* logs into tumblr *
staff : thank god you are back on our website please look at th-
me : sorry just wanted this meme i reblogged 4 months ago, okay im out *poof*

waiting in lines is homophobic

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

honestly it was next to impossible to make friends on Tinmblr but here I make a toot about wearing my spine like a boa scarf and I've suddenly acquired five new ones

i love how we destroyed cringe culture

I didn’t realize theee were so many Floridians on here,,,,, disgusting

sorry, i only kin rats,

*me at taco bell* hey can i get? rats?

i think cishet men trying to fit in on this site are like that one white kid in high school who would break out a full dance routine every chance they got just to prove the stereotype wrong

Marnie says hi 🐈 #mastocats