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the meme evolves, adapts, survives through variation. survival of the absolute worst.

Me, injecting piss directly into my bloodstream: your move gamers

funeral of a hero 

French YPG fighter Farid Medjahed was killed on October 6 in the Operation Jazeera/Cizirê Storm/Tempest to liberate Deir-ez-Zor from ISIL and was buried in Marseilles yesterday.
After a minute of silence for the martyrs of the Rojava Revolution the father held a farewell speech to friends and people hunger striking for political prisoner Öcalan, about how the son always stood up for the rights of the oppressed.
anfenglishmobile.com/news/fren

Oh shit there's a pigeon here (I'm outside)

*you press your ear up against my coochie to faintly hear careless whisper playing inside*

family, names (++/-/~/?) 

@gasp
Outstanding that your mom corrected him.

apparently it’s just teriyaki dipping sauce I mean damn that’s not hard to make I did it like two days ago

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@peculiar_perryble thats how i was with tumblr mdndkdnkf
now im here like “who wants to hear what the goblin in my brain has to say!!!”

broke: paying ridiculous amounts of money for szechuan sauce
woke: make your own damn sauce

when i mess up a social interaction i can feel this pop up over my head

i have to go th e fuck to sleep i hope im alive in the morning

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