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Seagazelle smoking weed and telling u you're good ASMR

*Cyberpunk Narration Voice*

It is the year 21XX... A world of technology gone too far.... where names and numbers are effortlessly hacked and entire personalities stolen...

In this world... the only form of valid identification... is your FURSONA.

Liberal news articles saying "The constitution has no solution for [something trump did]" all talk as if they believe the constitution will literally manifest physically and smack a ruler across trump's hand if they simply find the right legal magic words. #politics, #trump, #constitution

New drinking game: every time you feel thirsty, drink something

Hey friendly reminder that reverse racism/sexism against men/cishetphobia don’t exist. People like me don’t hate whites/men/cis/heteros because of their race/gender/orientation, we hate them because they have systematically oppressed us and because they continue to oppress us to this day. Because 1/4 of my ancestors are dead and my people haven’t even gotten so much as an apology. Because people die every day due to homophobia. So if you think it’s wrong for me to hate them, uhhh, fuck off.

I met this kid from new mexico named Jessie in college, he was a visual artist, always impeccably dressed, kind of retro lounge rockabilly thing going on? he was TALL, so it worked. that boy could pull off red nail polish like WOW.

my boobs are small to make room for my big heart ❤️

you: adrenaline
me, a self absorbed intellectual: epinephrine

Also Elon, all your "projects" were public stunts and your ideas were so stupid no professional engineers would even consider them. On top of that you only get high and coked up in your time. I hardly believe you're changing anything at all.

"In 1842, Charles Babbage asked Ada Lovelace to translate Louis Menebrea's essay on the Analytical Engine. She produced an article three times as long, with a "Notes" section full of wildly original ideas that anticipate many of the ways we use computers today."

fourmilab.ch/babbage/sketch.ht

(via @mcnees on twitter)

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