jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Comcast rejected by small town—residents vote for municipal fiber instead -

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/12/comcast-rejected-by-small-town-residents-vote-for-municipal-fiber-instead/

ya know the giant abandoned mall we all go to in our surreal dreams

some bitch: oh so youre selectivly mute?
me:

@Gargron EUGEN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

not being able to get on Mastodon for six minutes felt like going through withdrawal never do that again

are we just gonna cycle through being horny for every smash character. am i gonna log on tomorrow and see everyone being horny for king k rool

Being on this site has ruined the way I speak. Today I said "Jesus can pee his pants" without even looking up from what I was doing and everyone around me was Very Concerned

im gomna nap, ill be back soon gamers pls keep bowser safe

i really.., do not like.., the rapid mood swi gs.., or how.., i feel fin.., ajd then want to die in.., the next breath.., :(

me logging into mastodon and everyone posting to stop me from reaching full power

me logging onto mastodon.social

today i saw my chemistry book gender elements of the table because they attracted other elements and god it was so weird to see at 7 in the morning running with 2 hours of sleep

If we're posting animals I would like to recommend the softshell turtle.

everyone stop posting and look at this

#Transgender Americans denied life saving #healthcare. 30% in survey report being discriminated against when seeking needed medical treatment https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/12/11/transgender-health-care-patients-advocates-call-improvements/1829307002/

copy pasting code
helper functions
functions that generate functions

Planes are dumb and an affront to god