jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

hello friends love to you all and death to america theanks ✌️ 😎

doctor: sir u only have 5 minutes left to live
me: say no more

@uranianUmbra you either die a cute baby, or live to see yourself become mr. mime.

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my cat just booped my nose with her nose

for sale:

@Slipperywerm that’s where Jacobs cum is stored

*incoherent communist ranting*

A ton of street-chocolate made by an industrial accident in Westoennen, Germany.
https://www.apnews.com/6a74666cea1c49f28443c5b06e07dd06

youve heard of catgirls
youve heard of catboys

now get ready for:
nyanbinary people

i feel so bad for people who dont like bats like im seriously sorry for you

Mr mime fuckers are NOT valid. Fuck a real monster like venom

#freespeech can succ my penee

god fucking DAMN i love ChudBot 9000

ASSIGNED THOT AT BIRTH.

AAA

i thought someone was genderfluid, and varied between being male and female, but it turns out they were agender. i guess they're never miss, huh

twenty years ago trans women were SOLIDLY in the "it makes some people feel uncomfortable, let's have a conversation about it" space.

fuck those "conversations"

im going to cry omg shes so cute