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You will have first-hand experience of this if you've ever been to a gem show (which i have a lot as a kid cos my dad was the latter)

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sasuke's crotch is the remedy to this cold, lawless website

T)(-EIR ONLY POST WAS LIT-ERALLY PORN B-EING COMM-ENT-ED ON SOM-EON-E -ELS-E'S POST.

@cheyenne the only correct response is "I'm flattered, but unfortunately i'm cis"

@citrustwee maybe if u update their wiki to say they come back to admin a new instance, then they will

30 minute trip downtown just turned into hour plus, fuck cops in my imo

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I will never call myself a top. I don't need to, you know w)(at I am as soon as you talk to me.

Am not against Bottom s . But you are all so Anoying . God bles .

me: oh the reply bots aren't working... i'd better start all the services uwu
me: systemctl start reply-*
server: CPU USAGE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT... ALL CORES BUSY... DYING... HLEP... AAAAAAAAAAAAA
me: hmm maybe i'll turn them off for now

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