jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

i leave for 2 days and everyone gets up and moves again
yall im too gay and too lazy for this

teach a man to fish. you fucking cant. men are stupid pieces of shit

so apparently a lot of new users, especially those migrating from one account to another, dont know how to move the accounts they follow from their old account to another

you can grab your old followed list under "export" in your settings from your old account

and then add them to your new account via "import" in your new account

How am I gonna both watch all of sonic X and play all of super Mario sunshine in two weeks during Christmas vacation

lord of the rings? pfffff... totally a rip off of lord of the flies

Hey autocorrect, I did not, in fact, wander to order from 'gender greens'

@_Xorn_ loched in the basement

@_Xorn_ jon arbuckle is assad

@_Xorn_ he;ll yeah

can we hit one thousand boosts

i showed you my peninsula please respond

there’s so much u could actually make fun of kanye for i don’t get this bit

so does anyone wanna write my obituary or should i do it myself

me and da boys

@realtoddhoward what a dick!!

kanye west belted a maga hat at me like in mary-oh odyssey and when it landed on my head i became Redpilled

think about it: if they just get to make up what a planet is as they go along, and give and take away planet status at a moment's notice, any of us could be a planet if we really wanted to