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Funny how the discussion on human rights never includes us. Justice and dignity for all people... except whores.

They Only Let Santa Out Once A Year So He Can Fuck

awful genitals shitpost that will probably cause you physical pain to read 

@lynnesbian climple

gaming hot takearoo 

this generation sucked ass. the switch is the only good console (and there are a lot of good games for it!). the PS4 and xbone were so underpowered that they had to release "pro" versions a few years in. there were a few good exclusives on PS4, but goddamn what a disappointment overall.

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take a look at this meme i found
C:\users\lynne\Pictures\funy_meme_Copy_Copy_Copy_Copy.jpeg

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for global warming

@danishcookies
theres not much we can do unless people (specifically larger accounts) start caring about this, it seems like people would rather pretend theres not a problem so far.

my boy big chungus really out here doing a fillibuster to keep dabbing legal

@JohnBrownJr We should stop making gasoline powered vehicles immediately.

"what are you"
Rayman

"no what's in your pants"
what pants

family stuff (- and +) 

survived first dinner with my mum even though i forgot that the only good tactic is to ignore all her attempts at conversation and managed to get into an argument but on the bright side my bro is really cool and it's great to see him! He showed me his yearbook from his last year of high school and he was voted Most Likely To Establish A Communist Dictatorship lmao

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