jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

drug dealers do more good for the economy than hedge fund managers

@interneteh these were sweet and delicious. thanks for doing your exercises, crabs

getting ready to reheat already cooked crabs. easiest Christmas dinner ever

@interneteh crab hot tub (I don't have a metal colander)

yelling about why linguistic prescriptivism is bad at the dinner table like a very normal person

Paper #snowflakes on a window with the curtain closed

#Photography

@lynnesbian FUCKEN FUCK U LYNNE

@soft ah yes, hoxe, the plural of hoe

this was me then and this is me now. i stand by this picture. circa 2016

pop that clit like a pimple

@lynnesbian i open this every 30 minutes just to remind myself of what pain really is

@lynnesbian
I was warned, yet I did not listen. "it cant be that bad". it was. punished for my hubris

@lynnesbian

every time i read this, i grimace

discord is pretty much the only Shit Program that i'm forced to use daily and now it won't even fucking open

ketosis even sounds like something that could kill you, and yet, people still dont learn