jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

the girls who do the best at being good girls are trans girls

Make sure you keep a Unicode hammer and sickle on your clipboard at all times for emergencies. ☭

Hey, Detective Conan? What the fuck?(cw cos you can see a person hanged themselves in the third panel)

I'm now in the "golden state." There's lots of stores. I'll keep you updated as things progress.

the thing i like about the fediverse is how it's decentralised so no single company can exert massive power over the internet :)

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sex isn't real but flirting may be

*white boy voice* I don't get the Rush song "Red Barchetta" . . . what's up with all the sci-fi elements? How's a song about driving a car exciting at all?

kiss her on the gay agenda

i'm really trying to stick with stuff i know with this bit tbh and it's getting hard to find stuff to painfully miss the point on for a joke

my 11 year old nephew said, "Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome. I Hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!"

my 11 year old niece said, "im a girl"

i said "cool me too"

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gonna use transhumanism to wire my prostate to a taser giving me an instant nut button

@muppetbutler am genuinely extremely relieved to know im not alone in feeling this way 💕

@Socks i really really like that visual of tending our own gardens while minimizing harm, thank u 💕💕

@pbandkate speaking as a person who also identifies as queer, iirc “gay” and “lesbian” had been slurs before as well, before being reclaimed by the community. You should of course do your best to minimize the trauma you inflict on others, but when it comes to your identity and how you navigate through the world, I feel like we each ought to tend our own garden.

@pbandkate Kate you're the best and this isn't my wheelhouse at all but I feel like you should be able to identify in whatever way makes you most comfortable