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i can’t get my 4yo to stop saying the f word lol fuck

@JohnBrownJr the challenges of raising a twitch streamer are varied and interesting.

alexa, which countries will not extradite me to the US for treason

unsanitary 

*sweeping the floor of a barber shop* "gonna make some hair fritters tonight..."

@lynnesbian
Get owned liberal. Now look at my epic Ben sharpie meme. 😎😎😎😎😎😎 #libsowened

race in Latin America is much more complicated and also works differently than in the United States but one thing missing from the discourse of how the trump administration talks about and treats Puerto Rico is that Puerto Ricans as a people are majority black. the majority of us have African roots though exact numbers are hard to get its estimated at at least 52%

@neufv if this is the most shocking thing you've seen on the Internet, I have some news for you

science says i'm pretty. don't believe me?

girls are pretty
i'm a girl
therefore i'm pretty!

try it at home! you may be surprised at the results!

thoughts on the q word 

@pbandkate tbh while i understand people finding the word upsetting its not like... more offensive than "gay", the people who use the word as a slur use gay with the same malice.

the girls who do the best at being good girls are trans girls

Make sure you keep a Unicode hammer and sickle on your clipboard at all times for emergencies. ☭

Hey, Detective Conan? What the fuck?(cw cos you can see a person hanged themselves in the third panel)

I'm now in the "golden state." There's lots of stores. I'll keep you updated as things progress.

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