jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

woke up to find myself banned from a game that i've played for less than two hours so thats a pretty good start to the evening

there was a time when americans thought the idea of a talking horse was the funniest shit in the world

Oh yeah, that thing when my phone operator refused sending me any mobile data and I thought their LTE may have been locally broken?

After 4 phone calls totaling over an hour just waiting in queue, we did finally figure it out the day after:
They had been having an unidentified bug so that people that charged their prepaid cards with data-credits right then were assigned to an invalid form of subscription, that wasn't allowed any data-transfer at all,
so my buying credits specifically to upload the video in https://soc.ialis.me/@b9AcE/101319344018311828 to here made everything break.
Took the technician a bi over 10 minutes to fix my prepaid subscription once it had been identified I was affected by the bug.

Very stable systems! :-D

[rubs tummy]

mmm i hungwy

@sophia imagine dragons stomping on a human face, forever,,

never mind this was a terrible idea, don’t imagine dragons!!

imagine dragons

Good morning, looking forward to another normal day on this normal website

chidding and fargging

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@audrey @lynnesbian "anti-free speech demon succubus porn"
ah yes, my favourite porn

@lynnesbian write demon succubus porn but its explictly anti free speech

love too get Both Sides'd by an alt-lite fuck who's simultaneously comparing disliking freespeechextremist to being a nazi while begging me to write demon succubus porn

@lynnesbian i had a look at that one you posted a screenshot of earlier and it's so fucking funny how terrified they are of the left while they call us all beta or whatever. we're all sitting here posting "i shit from my ass" and they think we're gonna make all their children transgender

@lynnesbian [duck tales theme begins playing]