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This advert is awful and 90s and probably the reason why some of y'all have inflation fetishes

clips.twitch.tv/CalmTrappedMoc

for some reason I'm tumblr its standard to have a before you follow page on your blog which seems good in theory, but in reality you just list the hottest takes you can think of

genital humor 

ok but my dick is cleaner than my hands

tired: "gay" rainbow-lit cat
wired: g a y l i g h t i n g o t t e r

Anyone play Housamo? And wanna talk about slutty Catholic boy Zabaniya?

not to brag or anything but i haven’t been on facebook in like eight years

woke up to find myself banned from a game that i've played for less than two hours so thats a pretty good start to the evening

there was a time when americans thought the idea of a talking horse was the funniest shit in the world

Oh yeah, that thing when my phone operator refused sending me any mobile data and I thought their LTE may have been locally broken?

After 4 phone calls totaling over an hour just waiting in queue, we did finally figure it out the day after:
They had been having an unidentified bug so that people that charged their prepaid cards with data-credits right then were assigned to an invalid form of subscription, that wasn't allowed any data-transfer at all,
so my buying credits specifically to upload the video in soc.ialis.me/@b9AcE/1013193440 to here made everything break.
Took the technician a bi over 10 minutes to fix my prepaid subscription once it had been identified I was affected by the bug.

Very stable systems! :-D

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Let's see if we can make Jack Black more popular than PewDiePie

sometimes i log onto facebook, and i'm like "damn, this instance sucks"
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