jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@danishcookies
shopping boot

@garfiald this is just called following a recipe

idea: procedurally generated ratatouille

not sure what drove me to make this but here it is.

i have this saved on my computer and i'm not sure from when but its so fucking good

have you dreamed this man?

here's a hot take for ya, it sucks to be a jerk

have you always wanted to install linux, but found it too complex? haha you want to install linux? what are you a fucking nerd or something?

americans are all foot fetishes. they even measure shit with feet

@lynnesbian metre fetish

furries be like

amazing that its ten years later and weirdo nerds are still hollering to audit the fed

heard there’s a “yellow vest” protest organized by god knows who in NYC and they are going to protest the federal reserve 😑
The same federal reserve trump blames for an economy he’s actively sabotaging.
This is how the right wing hijacks popular movements

scuse me

RT @KrangTNelson@twitter.com

[tenderly kissing every single police officer in america squarely on the butthole] oi oi am I right

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1079503096240398336

this asshole just struts around like he owns the place and nobody does shit about it. no more...no fucking more

kirby's epic gamercide

horses are NOT legal

my only memories from childhood:

- loving my wii more than i loved my family
- pretending to be a boy on club penguin to get a gf
- ugly crying on my 10th birthday bc my mom didn’t get me gta v