jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@lanodan you can also scroll down slightly before clicking it, which stops it from moving
or click the post to expand it, then boost it from the expanded view
i know it's a shitty workaround but it works

@lynnesbian when the discourse starts and you're already tired of it

@lynnesbian your "basic american" accent is getting really good

mastodon? more like ASStodon! all i wanna do is boost a post, but right as i go to click it, some other post moves it out of the way! what a shitload of fuck. and sometimes, everyone just makes their profile picture the same. yeah. that's their idea of a joke. and i'm NOT making this up. oh, and don't even get me started on the north korea discourse. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

she's the angriest tooter you've ever heard
she's the angry mastodon nerd

I don’t feel so great right now. After all, I haven’t taken a shit all year!

@SanfordianPhil @starwall @007 @JohnBrownJr @Aleums @kioskwitch @Sir_Boops @migratory @Ophillous @remulacfrommars @operand it will become an Ouroboros and become eternal

@SanfordianPhil @starwall @007 @DylTheFunkyHomosexual @Aleums @kioskwitch @Sir_Boops @migratory @Ophillous @remulacfrommars @operand this his how piasanos eadda da poussey

the girls who dmed me becasue of this = the troops, too me

When the Democratic establishment says things like single payer are impossible, they are talking down to you. Don't let them get away with it.

women are the troops to me and also i feel the government should pay women for doing housework

I HAVE INFORMATION THAT'LL LEAD TO THE ARREST OF HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON

oh so the other day i found something extremely cursed. like its literalyl the most reactioanry as possible piece of writing the american left can produce, its kind of impressive how shitty it is. let me dig up a link. while i dig it up you can take guesses as to the subject matter though i doubt any of you will guess an american leftist was this brazen

here it is, the worst and most reactionary piece of writing the american left has produced (so far): rank and file radicalism within the ku klux klan of the 1920s https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/john-zerzan-rank-and-file-radicalism-within-the-ku-klux-klan-of-the-1920s by john zerzan

@JohnBrownJr @007 @Aleums @kioskwitch @DylTheFunkyHomosexual @SanfordianPhil @Sir_Boops @migratory @Ophillous @remulacfrommars @operand alright
step 1: establish communism
step 2: egg eugen's house

@kioskwitch @starwall @007 @Aleums @DylTheFunkyHomosexual @SanfordianPhil @Sir_Boops @migratory @Ophillous @remulacfrommars @operand fam, we boudda be doin a communism ova heah

@starwall @007 @Aleums @kioskwitch @DylTheFunkyHomosexual @SanfordianPhil @Sir_Boops @migratory @Ophillous @remulacfrommars @operand easy: communism

@Aleums @JohnBrownJr @kioskwitch @DylTheFunkyHomosexual @SanfordianPhil @007 @Sir_Boops @migratory @Ophillous @remulacfrommars @operand everybody in this thread is now a member of the Mastofia

@starwall @JohnBrownJr @kioskwitch @DylTheFunkyHomosexual @SanfordianPhil @007 @Sir_Boops @migratory @Ophillous @remulacfrommars @operand anyone wanna start a new mob? There are no rules except that you have to eat ass

@JohnBrownJr @Aleums @kioskwitch @DylTheFunkyHomosexual @SanfordianPhil @007 @Sir_Boops @migratory @Ophillous @remulacfrommars @operand there should be a more progressive mafia that allows that kind of thing