jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Fun Fact: I only just learned how to whistle at age 21 by practicing during my commute to and from my summer internship

here’s my embarrassing flex, the only notable thing any of my exes did was become a cage fighter

my waifu left and took the kids

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE

i hate myself for the tiny part of my brain which, for some reason or another, compels me to toot about toenails

destroying the auteur theory

+ I think they have two
+ I think Klingon women are built like hyenas

Klingon D, hyenas, genitalia

It's time to u-u-u-u, u-u-u-u-uwu!

@danishcookies i shall flip her off as i tell her in a highly sarcastic tone

@danishcookies

Israel demolished a Palestinian-owned house in Qalandiya north of occupied East Jerusalem on Wednesday morning.

Israel demolished 143 Palestinian-owned buildings in Jerusalem 2018.
http://www.maannews.com/Content.aspx?id=782196

That's a systematic racism-based occupied population displacement strategy, which is of course several war crimes per each occurrence.

to piggyback on the discourse from yesterday, “been” is pronounced “bin”

Be it resolved this day, that General Martok makes trans girls thirsty.