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In the future the giraffes are striped red and white all the way up and have blinking lights on top to avoid colissions as they evolve to cross roads and duck beneath airplanes.

In the future, snakes have evolved to be able to see wifi and cell phone signals so they know when humans are coming.

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Denouncing truscum (2, fin.) 

Things a truscum position isn't:

>Radical or materialist
>Scientific or medical
>Authoritative or meritable
>Grounded in reality
>Worth entertaining even tentatively

Things it is:

>Laterally violent
>Cruel
>Vindictive
>Objectively incorrect
>Potentially lethal

Unless we want our own to suffer and die, we have to be as continually vocal about this as we can healthily take. It's a stark choice but it's the reality we inhabit.

Fuck. Truscum.

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Fun Fact: I only just learned how to whistle at age 21 by practicing during my commute to and from my summer internship

here’s my embarrassing flex, the only notable thing any of my exes did was become a cage fighter

very cursed, more eyes than one could reasonably ask for 

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE

i hate myself for the tiny part of my brain which, for some reason or another, compels me to toot about toenails

Klingon D 

+ I think they have two
+ I think Klingon women are built like hyenas

nazi, Israel, brazil nazi 

Can people please just SNAP OUT OF IT and admit Israel is governed by fucking NAZIS and nazi sympathizers?
newindianexpress.com/world/201

@danishcookies i shall flip her off as i tell her in a highly sarcastic tone

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