jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es
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police
Just saw some cops talking to a middle aged straight white couple. Wonder what they're doin 🤔
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horrors from the old internet
@ratwithscarf thanks rat
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horrors from the old internet
@CyclopsCaveman i mean, this does technically describe goatse, so you're not wrong
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introducing the prequel to the hit viral video, two girls one cup, one man one room
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so apparantly this image is the peak of comedy for me because i cant stop laughing internally at it
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weed
i accidentally weeded at the weed time. level up! 🏆✨
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the absolute worst guys in school were the ones who tried to show you that they "jailbreaked" their phone. fuck off mark
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#Amsterdam: #ADM is not evicted, it will stay our home port. #squat Read here --> https://enoughisenough14.org/2019/01/03/amsterdam-adm-is-not-evicted-it-will-stay-our-home-port/
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now, i'm working for a food co-op as a collective manager and sysadmin. it's better, but i barely make over minimum wage and every day is a struggle. it doesn't feel sustainable in the long run. i feel silly even complaining about this, because i feel like i have a bunch of privilege compared to many. i'm running on fumes though, and if there isn't a revolution soon (or at least reforms on the level of UBI [throws up in mouth a little]) i don't know how i'm going to survive
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i want to build things. i want organize my community. i want to plant gardens. i want to teach community classes to young kids using popular video games. i want to help young people learn to cook and make herbal medicine. i want to make zines with my queer friends. all of these have so much value to me, but aren't valued under capitalism
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@ben these are the same assholes who would buy some new expensive electronics just to smash them with a bat and set them on fire.
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@lyliawisteria this is more like the people who buy season tickets or expensive shoes after they're already angry for the sole purpose of destroying a product they have legally purchased.
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@ben probably the same people that burn season tickets and expensive shoes they already paid for.
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I hope whatever instance admin spent $10 setting up that new domain name for their bot that yells at people about the bible thinks it was worth the five seconds they wasted for every instance admin who had to defederate.
Tankies sure love to LARP as some all powerful ruler while acting like some low life reactionary.
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alcohol ref.
opening up a save file from 2013 perfectly mimics the disorientation of a good blackout
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@garfiald @danishcookies your post is garbage and should have at least 50 more instances of the word "wadded"
"Asking people if they hold reactionary believes divide the community!" -said local reactionary
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you dont need to go to school if youve got a mastodon account
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@danishcookies its filmed 100% on green screens and seems to be epic gamer time and my bow tie spins humorously*
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