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greasing myself up and sliding around my profile and you can read my off brand sadposts now, @​hasya23

what are intestines and vital organs but the right balance of ibuprofen / nicotine / coffee so my head hurt less

i saw the best tooters of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical nudes,
dragging themselves through the discord servers at dawn looking for a cancellation,
angelheaded commies boosting for that ancient heavenly connection to the shitposting dynamo in the fediverse of night,

boost this and i'll give you a hacker/cyberpunk name based on my 0 knowledge of hacking or cyberpunk

omg femalewarrior and nonbinarywarrior work out and train together??! are they dating?!

oh dear, just got unprovoked war declared. i THINK my fleet is like 150-200 points stronger than theirs but im not gonna risk it. time to read more dr. stone!!

does the hit movie “the 40 year old virgin” promote aphobia? in this essay, i will

re: witches.live, angery, kf mention 

@flussence @daylight @lanodan yeah, their admin is a tankie, iirc they allowed cross site organized harassment rooted in kf a while back too

I think it's cute how some people on here talk about being chased off of other social media and then use their account to act like a "popular kid" and literally bully people

Reminder that "ace exclusionist" and "anti-MOGAI" are enablers of truscum and TERF rhetorics.

cancelled, cancelled, none of oyu are beyond cancellation

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@page listen, I am NOT complaining about the rascally terrier-scalies we got out of the equation

it's just funny that like, hobgoblins are the taller and more warlike cousins of a bat-eared bunch of thieves and scavengers called goblins when a hobgoblin is just a goblin that lives in your house and either does you a chore or gets pissy and spoils your milk

D&D is funny because solidly 10% of the monsters in the MM are named after some European culture's local name for "generic mischievous spirit"

they're like, species, they got like. biologies and ecologies and shit. and meanwhile the word we are using to name this specific species of being is just who you blame for anything in your house that breaks in a weird way or gets you lost in the woods

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@BestGirlGrace Send messages in Russian. Also, try SQL injection attacks.

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