jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

#futchmeme #futch #futchdaddy #lgbt

My aro dream:
Me and my qpp buy a few acres of land in Norway with two little cabins near the mountains/forest. We live in our own cottages but have plenty of sleep-overs and share dinners, go out into the City for drinks, are each others ride or dies. Maybe we adopt a kid in our fifties and share parent duties. I run my music therapy business out of my cabin. We share a garden and a patio for growing root veggies, having hot tub nights.

#aromantic #qpp #arodreams

@CyclopsCaveman
Someone inform Neil deGrasse Thyssen

@CyclopsCaveman Strong enough for a man, Ph balanced for cis men only

@CyclopsCaveman
Now in FUCK OFF, SHUT UP, and DOUBLE CANCELLED

introducing MANCELED

it's like CANCELED

but for MEN

seems like nowadays everyone's looking for "experienced doms"? even the supposedly entry-level positions require 2-3 years

@sophia

@citrustwee without. the skin has too many toxins

do you guys eat your cars with or without the skin

he snooze

more games in forests with cute drawings

foricbly ejected from Black Pill Social Club for trying to convince everyone to use a Slap Chop as a masturbation aid

very shocked that there isn't a lot of usage of the "No Fun Allowed" image on this site. there's plenty of people who could use a good sending

"an instance for LGBT people who hate LGBT people" is a funny concept because /lgbt/ already exists

goku voice: freeza u stinky. clean that damn bussy

I've got 31 minutes to make a 0 minute walk, wish me luck!

Dystopia is a white people word that means “what if all that shit happened TO US?!?”

News TV-channels have such amazingly different definitions of what is important.

Several channels do specials on "what did the royals do during 2018?",
while another does a special on "what did the anti-fascist, anti-sexist, multi-cultural female guerrilla YPJ do during 2018?".

Admittedly, I didn't watch the first one. :-D

pack it up folks the terrible show about a comedian from New York has cured antisemitism by having a lot of Jews. They used to want to kill us in the streets but ever since they watched the Netflix original that is just a 45 minutes Seinfeld period piece, they've been lining up to be the shabbos goy.