jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

DuckDuckGo-ing for pornography inside the tor browser because I'm actually horny for privacy

mods are asleep post gummies

@gasp
💖
This warms my trans heart *so much*

@PanicBomb
I have a safe space,
safe as can be,
protected from any
more marginalized than me.

the really cool thing about learning classical Arabic is that you're literally learning a language that's mostly unchanged since the 800s so you can use it to help you learn a number of Semitic languages such as Hebrew

yeah sex is good but have you ever turned your ex into a meme

be gay

do arson

Local Man With Laptop Up Asshole Commits Arson Spree

if u can read this: u’ve been in a coma for 23 years, gays have seized the means of production, boost this toot to wake up and join the revolution

@starwall "johnson, whay aren't any of our toots gaining any metrics? what's 'defederation'? how do we stop this?"

imagine being the sysadmin that'll have to set up and secure a mastodon instance for a corporation once people start trying to do native advertising on here

@jacethechicken that’s why I always keep this handy

reasons I can make fun of white people:
- I am white people
- Racism against white people isn't a thing
- You literally don't need a reason
- Anyone can make fun of white people at any time for any reason

eating teeth valid

catfishing people by tying a cat to a string and making them follow the cat

taking "twink" from the cis. taking "howdy" from the cis. taking "green" from the cis. taking every word from the cis until The Cis can speak only in Silence and we are finally free