jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Non-violent resistance activities cannot succeed against an enemy that is able freely to use violence.
-- Noam Chomsky

#anarchism #quote #bot

You ever meet a gatekeeper who still thinks they're an okay person?

Hilarious.

Yeah that's right I gatekeep against gatekeepers whatcha gonna do about it?

there are people who exist in the world, today, who think the medium of television peaked with Friends

"The Scottish Government has ruled out a review of guidance for schools about transgender children"
https://stv.tv/news/politics/1435632-school-transgender-guidelines-will-not-be-reviewed/

Tired: telling people ur pronouns

Wired: using ur pronouns in memes

mfw a bunch of cuties on the TL

POPULAR GIRLS:
- Submits to justice
- Respects judges
- Hopes you make a speedy recovery
ME, A WEIRD GIRL:
- Bribes the officials
- Kills all the judges
- Makes sure it'll take you people years to recover

shooting hot ropes of shit out my ass onto Margaret Thatcher's tombstone.

when i type “cum is stored in the ass” that’s a higher art than anything shakespeare fitzgerald hemingway or chaucer or any other old dead fukkers ever wrote

ur valid n i love u

1 thing that makes me happy: seeing young girls wearing cat ear headbands around as a matter of everyday fashion.

a good purr puppy

i'm on a semen diet. i see men,

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1097273245903060994

I guess the closest equivalent I've experienced to USA's "Pledge of Allegiance" school-indoctrination is when the school year was nearing ending and we were training to sing the "national anthem" for the graduation ceremony,
but when we asked "what if I don't want to 'live and die in the Nordic Countries' as the lyrics go?",
the answers from all teachers I recall were along the lines of "well, you can just... sit and not sing that then" and almost always there were kids loudly interjecting an objection in that line, so it became "Yes, I do NOT(!!!) want to live and die in the Nordic Countries!"... and that was fine too.