jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1108084483541094401

My favourite extinct monster is anomalocaris. Creatures during the Cambrian period were so strange looking. Which makes them interesting! Anomalocaris was basically a gigantic brine shrimp with an appetite for anything smaller than itself. Which was everything, because it was the largest animal in the world when it was alive!

Seedlings (24-tile beast)
#mastoart #scifiart #fantasy

I accidentally left this in my pants in the wash and it survived and someone stuck it to the dryer

Sheds
#mastoart #scifiart #biopunk #fantasy

...thanks to workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home, on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal’s inspection, and which has not been looted thanks to the local police.

...by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

I spend another day not being maimed or killed at work...

I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration. At the appropriate time as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built...

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity regulated by the US Department of Energy. I took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. Then I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. (1/5)

I then log on to the Internet, which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration, and post on freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1107676793656537088

guys look at my son. his name is Buddy

頂樓停貓場😂

Anarchist News: **Notes on Our March 15th**

"via MTL Counter-info Anonymous submission to MTL Counter-info I want to remember how it felt to be shook by the beauty of the crowd. Fear and anxiety dissipate as a hundred-strong black bloc takes the street, realizing its collective power that compels police units to maintain a safe distance. It’s happening. We can do this. A…"

https://anarchistnews.org/content/notes-our-march-15th

#anarchism #bot

Wow I want to write "Transgender people have always existed, Autistic people have always existed" on every surface I can get my hands on!

you ever get so Galaxy-Brained that you try to both-sides two *literally antithetical* character archetypes

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1107691897349378048