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does anyone wanna help me and my fiancé afford to get food today lmao paypal.me/ashleyvillers

im the chef who steals your food when you're not looking, im tony snatchere

dangerous: hacker girl
very dangerous: hacker girl with a hacksaw
devastating: hacker girl with a powered reciprocating saw, fitted with a hacksaw blade

fun fact: when using a hacksaw-bladed reciprocating saw (hereby known as a "hecksaw"), it is legally and physically required to unleash your most extra witch cackle as you saw through whatever you are cutting

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Reminder: every trans person has experienced social and institutional violence.

us residents: fix healthcare, we're dying

us politicians: "let's make sure there's thriving competitive market for hospitals so when medical customers voluntarily decide to have a mental crisis, they can evaluate the care providers in their budget and make the most informed choice that works best for them"

us politicians: *roll out a public/private partnership website that runs a java applet to show you the two hospitals in your area and they both take only one insurance* "perfect!"

getting really into the youtube lockpicking community

Guess I just always found it fascinating that half a billon years ago, Earth was essentially an alien planet. Things could’ve ended up very differently...

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May nonbinary gay people find success in their lives.

My favourite extinct monster is anomalocaris. Creatures during the Cambrian period were so strange looking. Which makes them interesting! Anomalocaris was basically a gigantic brine shrimp with an appetite for anything smaller than itself. Which was everything, because it was the largest animal in the world when it was alive!

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