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It's funny how retelling stories work in movies, especially ones with action scenes. Sure it looks cool on screen but can you imagine sitting there looking at the other person making pew pew noises and pointing there arms and fingers in different directions?

Fun game: getting alt-right chuds all riled up by pointing out that none of the Founding Fathers and none of the first seven presidents were born in the United States.

You get a dopamine! You get a dopamine! YOU get a dopamine! EVERY BODY GETS A DOPAMINE

lewd 

Sexualizing cishet men's power fantasy in media is good shit

@GreenandBlack And yet when I try to explain this sh!t to my family they metaphorically plug their ears start ranting about basic economics as if that magically makes it okay.

@GreenandBlack "Sorry, but a sheet of paper somewhere says that guy actually owns it, those are just the rules"

Poverty: joining a hackathon not because you think you can contribute anything substantial but because they're offering a T-shirt to participants and you haven't gotten new clothing since 2017

Before you ask, yes, I have seriously been told that I, someone who has lived in poverty for the last ten years, should examine my privilege before I criticize Marie Kondo's "throw away anything that doesn't delight you" approach to life.

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jack twitter: "look, I have invented hunger"
people living in poverty: "oh REALLY"
liberals: "jeez, jack, did you really think fasting for 16 hours gave you unique insights?"

marie kondo: "look, I have invented simplicity"
people living in poverty: "oh REALLY"
liberals: "FUCK YOU MARIE KONDO IS A GODDESS MAYBE /YOU/ ARE THE PRIVILEGED ONE DID YOU THINK OF THAT HUH"

May viramoric people find success in their lives.

aphobia mention, shitpost 

edgelord on tumblr: haha asexuals be like "me no fucky xD"
me: what are you a cop

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aphobe mention 

people who make ace moodboards of horrible people as jokes are cops and thats the tea

racism, islamophobia, liberal nationalism, censorship, fascism 

Governments always try to cover up the crimes of white supremacy through censorship in the name of "fighting hate speech". Do no let the recent attack die off. Stick this in their face make sure everyone remembers this crime against humanity.

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