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"God I hate customers"
"But you work in customer service"
"Yeah, but people suck"
@fyrin I wouldn't trust eating any weekend/holiday customers
@evie Entitlement gives it a nice spicy edge though
@fyrin I feel like it might give me some bad heartburn
@evie Sometimes you gotta vore a few eggs to make an omlette
@evie "evelyn it is literally your job to not hate people"
"WHAT? HATE THEM MORE? IS THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID?"
@LANthus I hate that our cafe is literally just a cliche shitty sitcom
@evie Do you at least have a laugh track?
@LANthus yeah, it's us cackling at our own terrible jokes while on bar
@evie Have you tried eating them? Works like a charm.