buny gf @evie@computerfairi.es

@maple ah, sounds good
*Petpetpetpetpetletpet*

Anyway I'm gonna go live on a small Irish island, peace y'all
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/ireland-arranmore-island-scli-intl/index.html

Wow it's noon and I'm not immediately covered in sweat from stepping outside, what a concept

@LANthus that's the worst part

Wow it's 10 in the morning and it ISN'T 80°F

@LANthus ahsndkflg

Computer, gimme that snoot
#mastocats

#mastocats

She's sitting perfectly still next to me just looking out the window

Good morning

I wanna date
Girls
Many girls
A whole bunch of girls

Heck I'm just
So gay
and girls and just heck

@maple hmm, that might not feel too nice

Ya ever stay up until 1am talking about koth fanfic?

@BestGirlGrace the three guys giggling to themselves as Hank is eating it, until Dale finally says "You know where that came from Hank?"
"No Dale, I didn't know this cow, but I wish I could have met him if he became this delicious burger."
"I hear that cow came all the way from CALIFORNIA"

Anyway here's my koth spec script about how Hank finds out he loves burgers with avocado and swiss on it but then becomes ashamed because it's referred to as a "California burger"