@behold3r buny 💜
@mavica hi hi •3•
@MochiWaifu *curls up into a little bunny ball on your lap*
@pup_hime cute and good
Really bad kink joke
SO
Me: "Look, some places you have to pay really good money to be stepped on alright?!"
Them: [laughing] [no more laughing] "Evelyn did you say some places you have to pay money to be stopped on????"
Me: "I'm doing a service by stepping on people for free!!!"
Me: [wheezing out of breath, light headed] "oh my God I'm so sorry that is super not work jokes"
Really bad kink joke (context)
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I kept bumping into my coworker today and like, stepping on their heel and shoe on accident like, 6 times or so
One of my other coworkers said something about not noticing someone, so I said to him "Wow, can't even notice when I coworker is around how rude!"
The coworker k was bumping into all day said "Wow, that's a lot coming from Miss Keeps Stepping On Me"
This is the current menu on my cafe's website and I hate these descriptions so much
No co-worker I've shown this to has thought this is a good idea or what Chromatic stands for
https://www.chromaticcafe.com/menu
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