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The person at the cafe I went to asked if I worked in coffee and he was all "Yeah, I saw your barista fingers when you gave me your card"

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@MochiWaifu *curls up into a little bunny ball on your lap*

I guess I should probably shower and then get to sleep

Re last boost: what is it trying to summon????

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Really bad kink joke 

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Me: "Look, some places you have to pay really good money to be stepped on alright?!"
Them: [laughing] [no more laughing] "Evelyn did you say some places you have to pay money to be stopped on????"
Me: "I'm doing a service by stepping on people for free!!!"
Me: [wheezing out of breath, light headed] "oh my God I'm so sorry that is super not work jokes"

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Really bad kink joke (context) 

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I kept bumping into my coworker today and like, stepping on their heel and shoe on accident like, 6 times or so
One of my other coworkers said something about not noticing someone, so I said to him "Wow, can't even notice when I coworker is around how rude!"
The coworker k was bumping into all day said "Wow, that's a lot coming from Miss Keeps Stepping On Me"

I made a really bad kink joke to one of my coworkers, got light-headed from laughing so hard, and then IMMEDIATELY apologized

This is the current menu on my cafe's website and I hate these descriptions so much
No co-worker I've shown this to has thought this is a good idea or what Chromatic stands for
chromaticcafe.com/menu

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Pokemon SwSh 

I love Clobbopus so much

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