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Update:
I have confirmation that there was NO cash tip

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I showed this to three of my coworkers and all three of them literally screamed

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Coffeeshop ranting 

While I'm at it:
I have heard literally everything you can say to me, you are not original.
If I say I'm kinda tired don't say "but you work with all this coffee how are you tired???"
If I'm not currently on the clock and I'm in line near you, don't say "oh hey, you're on the wrong side of the counter" as if I can ONLY be working

Lex Luthor ass motherfucker ordering 40 drinks

Like, if you don't tip on a single coffee because you don't carry cash or whatnot that's whatever, no one working will bat an eye
But if you are (presumably) coming in from a tech company to get 40 drinks for a team then you ABSOLUTELY have a way to tip, especially if you're paying with card and it's over $25. You have to sign for that and it asks if you want to tip first, so you have to go out of your way to NOT tip on an almost $200 bill

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Kati sent me these pictures from here work and just
First of all: fucking DON'T. FORTY drinks at once fucking agahsjd
Second: YOU DONT EVEN FUCKING TIP????? You do not deserve any of those drinks

Also, if there is anyone around the Chicago area that wants to get coffee lemme know gonna be there 21 through 24

Close the damn door, can't you see that I am knitting!

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Cloud better say "Let's mosey" in the ff7 remake

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