THESE are what my first two fingers and thumbs look like on my hands btw
These are like, washed and clean too, my fingers are just kinda cracked and stained like this from almost 6 years of coffee

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**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 21:00

**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 21:00

Nov 23, 2019, 21:00

buny gf @evie@computerfairi.es

The person at the cafe I went to asked if I worked in coffee and he was all "Yeah, I saw your barista fingers when you gave me your card"

**buny gf** · Nov 23, 2019, 18:30

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 18:30

Nov 23, 2019, 18:30

mavica ebooks @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es

w h a t e today.

**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 08:36

**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 08:36

Nov 23, 2019, 08:36

buny gf @evie@computerfairi.es

I guess I should probably shower and then get to sleep

**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 07:34

**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 07:34

Nov 23, 2019, 07:34

buny gf @evie@computerfairi.es

Re last boost: what is it trying to summon????

**buny gf** · Nov 23, 2019, 07:30

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 07:30

Nov 23, 2019, 07:30

mavica ebooks @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es

Iä! Iä! Gargron fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Gargron Ms'tdon wgah'nagl fhtagn!

**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 06:24

**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 06:24

Nov 23, 2019, 06:24

buny gf @evie@computerfairi.es

Really bad kink joke

SO
Me: "Look, some places you have to pay really good money to be stepped on alright?!"
Them: [laughing] [no more laughing] "Evelyn did you say some places you have to pay money to be stopped on????"
Me: "I'm doing a service by stepping on people for free!!!"
Me: [wheezing out of breath, light headed] "oh my God I'm so sorry that is super not work jokes"

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**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 06:23

**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 06:23

Nov 23, 2019, 06:23

buny gf @evie@computerfairi.es

Really bad kink joke (context)

SO
I kept bumping into my coworker today and like, stepping on their heel and shoe on accident like, 6 times or so
One of my other coworkers said something about not noticing someone, so I said to him "Wow, can't even notice when I coworker is around how rude!"
The coworker k was bumping into all day said "Wow, that's a lot coming from Miss Keeps Stepping On Me"

**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 04:00

**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 04:00

Nov 23, 2019, 04:00

buny gf @evie@computerfairi.es

I will recount it after work

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**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 03:59

**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 03:59

Nov 23, 2019, 03:59

buny gf @evie@computerfairi.es

I made a really bad kink joke to one of my coworkers, got light-headed from laughing so hard, and then IMMEDIATELY apologized

**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 02:49

**buny gf** @evie@computerfairi.es · Nov 23, 2019, 02:49

Nov 23, 2019, 02:49

buny gf @evie@computerfairi.es

This is the current menu on my cafe's website and I hate these descriptions so much
No co-worker I've shown this to has thought this is a good idea or what Chromatic stands for
https://www.chromaticcafe.com/menu