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Kink jokes 

Manager: "Has anyone ever called you Elly Belly?"
Me: ".........nooooo????? That's a new one?????"
Manager: "Yeah, that's more of an Elliot nickname. My friend's dog is named Elliot and he rolls over and shows his belly so we call him Elly Belly"
Me, thinking: [I can't believe I'm getting kinkshamed by my manager on like, 2 different levels]

Why do trailers on YouTube now have a tiny 5 second mini trailer showing you what to expect in the 2 minute trailer that is about to play??????
Is it to get around skipping ads after 5 seconds?
Like, do they add in that little bit so hwne the trailer is an ad you still see who's in it and the title card before you can skip it?

There's a lady with a service dog (German Shepard, looks like) in training that comes into my work a lot.
I start in an hour so I'm drinking some coffee outside and she's out here with him by my table.
She's having him walk around a bit and he came up to me and booped his snoot against my knee

lmao Blizzard covered Jaina's boobs in the latest Hearthstone patch

buny gf boosted

I know nothing about fgo or the characters but I love the new character?????

buny gf boosted

This jacket makes me feel like a hot tough butch girlfriend

buny gf boosted

BOOST IF YOU LOVE COLD PIZZA I’M TRYNA SEE SOMETHING

US politics, racism 

Holy fuck how many us politicians wore blackface and had pictures taken like, PROUDLY when they were in high school?????
I've seen like 4 or 5 DIFFERENT ONES just this morning

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