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Y'all remember the Stan Lee memorial Iron Man cover that is the cover of Tony naked being engulfed by wires of the Iron Man suit like a tentacle monster?

"Brad help, I think my leg is broken!"
"Oh yeah you just gotta ruehuehurjr rub a little garlic on that there thing boom bing good as new"

Claire, less than 9 minutes into an almost 25 minute video: "Hopefully, day 2 we can wrap this up"

I feel like I would only know like, 4 people if I tried the subtoot thing?

buny gf boosted

boost this if you

- have a crush on me
- want to kick me in the dick

nobody will know which one you picked

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Oh god the left and right sides of the Galaxy Fold have an ever so slightly different refresh rate so there's a lovely "jelly" effect when you scroll 😵

I can't make any ice coffee because we only had like 4 ice cubes

Ok it's
Sleep time now
I have a (hopefully) really good cup of ice coffee waiting for me tomorrow morning

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There's no dumpster fire emoji so how I can accurately talk about myself

Ya ever flirt but then like, the other person goes in HARD with the flirt and you get way too flustered because you weren't expecting it?

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