gay -a --override @fyrin@computerfairi.es

@weapxnfriend who needs cursed objects when you have cursed content

@weapxnfriend that would be the easiest curse you have ever performed

@weapxnfriend are you implying that witches exclusively use UwU-speak

@mouseglitch the secret to looking like you know what you're doing it always just making a mistake and then pretending it was intentional, applies to life and, more importantly, pokemon

@mouseglitch @mouseglitch you forget to rotate them out of the front slot until they are massively overlevelled compared the the rest of your party and at that point you just gotta commit and pretend it was intentional because they are your favourite

my aesthetic is washing down my prescribed sleeping tablets with caffeinated fizzy drinks

@loki I mean Quinn and Quinn are also pretty darn perfect

why isnt my brain running on a half-functional framework, like, seriously, why does every function return 3gb of random data, why does the async loop spend 90% of the time executing arbitrary functions that only return anxiety streams and poorly formatted idea objects, why does all the IO go through so much middleware before processing it is impossible to properly understand it, and most importantly, who's fucking idea was it give every instance of a mental health class interrupt privileges

Also I have never really done much public social media posting before, I guess its always been something that has made me really anxious, because I worry about how my posts come across, but I guess if I just start by just posting what I want to get out of my head then people wont follow me if they find me obnoxious and if they do follow me they probably don't mind so fuck it, this account is now going to be my thoughtspew source and I can only apologise to my two (2) followers :p

You can look back at literally every friendship (and failed attempt at friendship) and code project (and failed attempt at a code project) for the last two years of my life and see the same patterns repeated dozens of times. Sometimes it works though so fuck it changing habits is #lame and I am #cool

I feel like my approach to programming is pretty analogous to my approach to making friends:

working from the ground up is for suckers throw me in at the deep end and let me drown in a sea of incomprehensibly complex interconnections and pre-existing setups into which I try and awkwardly insert my own content despite not really understanding any of what is already there

Ive come to a conclusion: NodeJS is bad, jQuery is bad, Javascript is bad, websites are bad, computers are bad, fire is good, burn it all, lets all eat grass and carve shitposts into cave walls