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have you ever thought that maybe there is a reason people don't use eggs as bedding

hello im back and im now every baby. yes all of them. me.

I am currently on "Ugh I've been hearing about this for too goddamn long I don't care about it anymore" status for pretty much everything that exists

I'm pleased to finally be able to announce that due to their recent controversies regarding "me being tired" and "uuugh I'm too gay to be awake right now" all times between 4am and 11am have been officially banned! Thats right, they don't exist anymore! please adjust all your clocks at earliest convenience

me: uuugh I'm so tired and so busy why am I always doing so much stuff I need me time I need a break I'm so tired

also me: oooh if I just book these three train journeys on that day I can get too all three events next month! oh and I could even go see my other friend in that neighbouring city the next day! and that leads onto that great other week-long event in Scotland! wow I'm so good at scheduling!

Enter cheat code: "hello" to make Fyrin instantly fall in love with you

A new thrilling sequel, Dampe's Inferno: This Time It's Humid

help I'm so warm I was not designed to operate at these temperatures I am a puddle I am the melty boi I am decease

dye-selfie, ec, boosts+++ 

@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space thank youuu ^^

dye-selfie, ec, boosts+++ 

I finally got round to dying my hair again and I'm so purple!! Validate me plz :3

hijinks levels are 38% and rising

(38%) ■■■□□□□□□□

Someone handing me 50$: I know it's not alot of money but...

Me: That's alot of money...

dysphoria, hormone blockers 

So I just had a massive blast of dysphoria after reading some debates about puberty blockers and now I am very high anxiety. Aaaa. This is not something I am used to, I am lucky enough to generally not have many issues with dysphoria, but sometimes it appears, and whew boy does it hit like a truck

The characters in this DnD game I am DMing are the ultimate fantasy centrists. Yeah guys, they literally destroyed five full cities, control the entire continent by force and frequently murder anyone that disagrees with them, I think they might be the baddies.

Also, haven't really been using Mastodon much of late, I've been super busy, but I miss it, y'all are cool and cute and I want to read more of your terrible content

Super hyped to restart the DnD game I've been running for ages thats been on hold for the last year ~ my plan for next session has grown into an unwieldy beast as I have slowly added to it over the year

fire emblem 

okay upon further reading it would appear the last game did in fact include a couple homosexual options but given I played through all three versions of that and didnt encounter any Im really hoping that this time they will be getting a lot more prevalent

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