according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a me should be able to exist

i would like to bring everyone's attention back to what really matters at the moment: me, and my feelings, all the time

@loki i figured now was as good a time as any, not exactly as though im doing anything else lmao

@loki hey! i decided to mark my return to mastodon with the only good thought I have had in two months

I don't understand people who think being bisexual is unnatural, it's biology, not straightology.

Can somebody who gets my jokes please explain them to me I'm confused

Selfie, eye contact but I don't think you can tell, costume, mask 

Pictures of me in my LARP costume waiting for game to start.

crocodile crocodile crocodile crunch
I've gotta wake up an hour before lunch
pangolin pangolin pangolin pucked
I won't wake up I'm kinda fucked

I don't fuck with sleep and sleep dont fuck with me we got it worked out

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!