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Butt-penguins, they never give up - David Attenborough, Our Planet: S1:E2 5:34

Nothing would break my heart more than finding out David Attenborough was problematic. Please nobody break my heart.

Bad words I use too much 

Pretty much everything time something goes from being ironic to being deeply baked into my personality it is something to which I feel a deep fundamental aversion to: the uWu's, calling a partner daddy, calling people cucks, I hate it all.

It definitely says something about myself that I choose to bake the things that repulse me into my personality, I think I just find my own discomfort absolutely hilarious.

Upwon the dway owv UwU, thew OwO wiww bwock ouwt thew swun awnd thwey shwalt pwocwaim, "Whats This?"

Shitpost 

@weapxnfriend who needs cursed objects when you have cursed content

Shitpost 

@weapxnfriend that would be the easiest curse you have ever performed

Shitpost 

@weapxnfriend are you implying that witches exclusively use UwU-speak

selfie, no ec, boosts ok 

going 100% over the top today lololol but at least i feel good

Kink, pol 

Imagine having who your Domme will be put up to a nation wide vote, and that person will be your Domme for 4 entire years.

Oh, who am I kidding? That’s still hot to me.

life hack use a green highlighter pen on your computer screen to fill empty spots on your github contribution chart

food, anxiety 

One time I ordered sushi at a place where you order by checking boxes on a paper form. Didn’t realize until the third time the chef asked me if I “really wanted all this sushi” that someone had already marked part of an order on my form before me, and by then I felt committed. So that’s how I ate $80 of sushi in one sitting.

@mouseglitch the secret to looking like you know what you're doing it always just making a mistake and then pretending it was intentional, applies to life and, more importantly, pokemon

@mouseglitch @mouseglitch you forget to rotate them out of the front slot until they are massively overlevelled compared the the rest of your party and at that point you just gotta commit and pretend it was intentional because they are your favourite

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