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drugs 

Nobody should let me on this website while I'm high, its a truly terrible idea

Butt-penguins, they never give up - David Attenborough, Our Planet: S1:E2 5:34

Nothing would break my heart more than finding out David Attenborough was problematic. Please nobody break my heart.

Bad words I use too much 

Pretty much everything time something goes from being ironic to being deeply baked into my personality it is something to which I feel a deep fundamental aversion to: the uWu's, calling a partner daddy, calling people cucks, I hate it all.

It definitely says something about myself that I choose to bake the things that repulse me into my personality, I think I just find my own discomfort absolutely hilarious.

Upwon the dway owv UwU, thew OwO wiww bwock ouwt thew swun awnd thwey shwalt pwocwaim, "Whats This?"

Shitpost 

@weapxnfriend who needs cursed objects when you have cursed content

Shitpost 

@weapxnfriend that would be the easiest curse you have ever performed

Shitpost 

@weapxnfriend are you implying that witches exclusively use UwU-speak

selfie, no ec, boosts ok 

going 100% over the top today lololol but at least i feel good

Kink, pol 

Imagine having who your Domme will be put up to a nation wide vote, and that person will be your Domme for 4 entire years.

Oh, who am I kidding? That’s still hot to me.

life hack use a green highlighter pen on your computer screen to fill empty spots on your github contribution chart

food, anxiety 

One time I ordered sushi at a place where you order by checking boxes on a paper form. Didn’t realize until the third time the chef asked me if I “really wanted all this sushi” that someone had already marked part of an order on my form before me, and by then I felt committed. So that’s how I ate $80 of sushi in one sitting.

@mouseglitch the secret to looking like you know what you're doing it always just making a mistake and then pretending it was intentional, applies to life and, more importantly, pokemon

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