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train rant 

public transport in the UK is literally a state-mandated cooperate monopoly

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train rant 

hello yes I would like to place a curse upon every train executive so that every time they get into a car they are asked for a ticket and then kicked out, given I'm pretty sure they are never subjected to the awful system they have created to squeeze as much capital out of people who have no choice but to use their shit trains

neurodiversity vent 

sometimes is is just far too clear that the world is designed by neurotypical people for neurotypical people

frustration vent 

aaagh just had to spend £50 out of nowhere because I'm an idiot and lost my train ticket, I do this shit all the fucking time, dyspraxia and public transport is a nightmare combination that has cost me hundreds of pounds I cannot afford and I scream

Lewd shitpost 

Disappointing naps are like if edging wasn't fun.

turns out everyone can see the future just by closing their eyes, but you are seeing the future through through your future eyes which are also closed

felt cute might punch a hole in the drywall later

a survey of one mastodon user concluded that 100% of mastodon users think that lynne is the hottest girl ever

@MrJimmy i use forbidden magics and sacrifice my health for more mana and thus am able to post until 5am

I love the term "metaphysics of gender" because it implies that its like this arcane mysticism and trans people are like gender-wizards and knowing a lot about gender theory makes you a wise sage

I'm here to write code and flirt with girls and my code isn't compiling so hey, how're *you* doing? 😉

god i love labels please give them all to me I shall feast upon their validating flesh

selfie, ec 

Haven't put my face up on here before, but figured a haircut was a good an excuse as any, please validate me UwU

me at the hair place: helo yes i want my hair to be more gay yes thank you

Dream, drugs? 

@loki god i hate it when my hallucinogens run away, so inconvenient

presenting the hot new adjectives of the season, spice up your conversations with "apewild" and "buckshit"

dyspraxia 

the best part of dyspraxia is after a youtube video just being able to put it right back to the beginning and enjoy it again because you weren't paying attention for most of it and have forgotten the rest

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