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okay so if boi is a gender neutral version of boy, and boye is a word used to refer to male dogs, is the gender neutral word for dogs boiye or boie

feedback welcome

lewd 

tying someone down and teasing them ... for like... quite a while? yes please.
hearing like.. their desperate horny noises.... while u just like run ur hands up their thighs... like.. ugh.. i love that

@J @HYPERLINK im just gonna double reply here to say that this joke is fucking gold and if it doesnt get the attention it deserves I swear to god im never going to make any jokes ever again

@MrJimmy i didnt come to make friends. I came to win

coursework deadlines 

I have a coursework deadline tomorrow so I've decided to take a break from the internet. Just ignore the fact that my coursework is web-programming. Also ignore the fact that I'm not taking a break from Mastodon. Or, uh, any of the rest of the internet. I'm taking a break from one website. My website, specifically.

programming 

great workaround for bugs you dont have time to fix in peer-reviewed coursework code: just desperately plead in your documentation for your peer to just not do the thing that breaks everything

@jackdaw_ruiz it is with upmost urgency that we emphasise: do *not* go looking for him

it is with heavy heart that i report that at 16:45 p.m. PST, the poster known as Laser reached 1k followers.

he immediately deleted. he's gone now. don't go looking for him. he ain't there.

now to honor his sacrifice, please clap for these community theater actors i dressed up like marines for a 21 laser salute. we mourn a real one, folks.

and on the 8th day, god got bored, started shitposting, and made a platypus

tired: hyphenating you and your spouses last names
wired: mashing up your last names into a new last name
inspired: swapping last names

Intro; Selfie; ec 

Hey I am no longer a newb but I still dunno what I'm doing... be my friend?? :cat_slime:

Cool things about me that I toot:
- Trans Femme & Genderqueer
- Disabled/ Chronically Ill
- Gray Ace & Pan/Polyam
- Cooks/Bakes vegan snax
- Star Trek/SSF shitposting
- Yeen Queen
- Anti-capitalism
- Lesbian/pan flirts
- In PDX
- Will add CWs if I missed yours - just lemme know!

PM me, add me on telegram or discord (Deme_Goddex deme#6950), comment - however you like to say hi! :ablobowo:

mh (-), pet death 

@bee@witches.live I had the exact same thing happen with my cats last year, they were siblings, and one passed away only a week after the other.

Its incredibly rough to lose two closely bonded companions so close together, you have to move so quickly from being a part of their wonderful dynamic to seeing it completely vanish so quickly, I'm sending hugs and will keep your girls in my thoughts, alongside one of my boys who passed only a couple days ago <3

selfies, ec 

@deidara !!!! what an incredible aesthetic !!!!

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