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My goal in life is so say OwO to progressively more important people, so far I have said OwO to a mayor and a CTO, I'm hoping to say OwO to the queen before I die, which I'm sure will happen before she does

I exist in a superposition between needing to be asleep and being asleep at all times

@dankwraith make sure to give the ninjas pats and affection when they are clever, its the best way to reinforce good behaviour

okay so if boi is a gender neutral version of boy, and boye is a word used to refer to male dogs, is the gender neutral word for dogs boiye or boie

feedback welcome

lewd 

tying someone down and teasing them ... for like... quite a while? yes please.
hearing like.. their desperate horny noises.... while u just like run ur hands up their thighs... like.. ugh.. i love that

@J @HYPERLINK im just gonna double reply here to say that this joke is fucking gold and if it doesnt get the attention it deserves I swear to god im never going to make any jokes ever again

@MrJimmy i didnt come to make friends. I came to win

coursework deadlines 

I have a coursework deadline tomorrow so I've decided to take a break from the internet. Just ignore the fact that my coursework is web-programming. Also ignore the fact that I'm not taking a break from Mastodon. Or, uh, any of the rest of the internet. I'm taking a break from one website. My website, specifically.

programming 

great workaround for bugs you dont have time to fix in peer-reviewed coursework code: just desperately plead in your documentation for your peer to just not do the thing that breaks everything

@jackdaw_ruiz it is with upmost urgency that we emphasise: do *not* go looking for him

it is with heavy heart that i report that at 16:45 p.m. PST, the poster known as Laser reached 1k followers.

he immediately deleted. he's gone now. don't go looking for him. he ain't there.

now to honor his sacrifice, please clap for these community theater actors i dressed up like marines for a 21 laser salute. we mourn a real one, folks.

and on the 8th day, god got bored, started shitposting, and made a platypus

tired: hyphenating you and your spouses last names
wired: mashing up your last names into a new last name
inspired: swapping last names

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!