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it's not that I don't have any talents, more that I can never be bothered them into meaningful skills

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JJ

me, walking into the london stock exchange: hello yes will any of you capitalist pigs invest in my nudes

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Apple Fiend

*10 mins before Lucifer fell from Heaven*

Lucifer: I've told you once, I'll tell you a thousand times, the testicles should be on the inside!!!

God: Pfft, next you'll be telling me the uterus shouldn't disintegrate once a month.

Lucifer: I still don't know why you want that!!!

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🏳️‍🌈 Robin Hood 🏳️‍🌈

*a crush transitions*

Bisexuals: “Hahaha you can’t escape me that easily”

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JJ

i look like a hired mercenary but all i do with my time is bake cookies and paint pictures ? i am.... living my best life right now

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Foks - the longest spook in the west
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Loki~ Laufeyjardóttir, Sheepus

Today I have cycled fucking 130km

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Coda

Broke: the good knight saving the princess from the evil dragon

Woke: the princess saving the good dragon from the evil knight

Bespoke: the dragon is a princess, who is revered by the entire kingdom, and also she’s really gay and her polycule of other princesses lives in a huge badass castle with her

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jk I'm all about that bread

truscum, transphobia 

Thanks Youtube for suggesting "trans guy reacting to transtrender". That's just what I wanna see.

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tips to make me literally just die instantly:
1) display any affection at all

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アレックス

treasured mufos, if we all look at the moon we can bounce our eyebeams off it and See each other from around the world 👋

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I am simply, an opossum

Very helpful, cat.

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thinkin bout elves

Dramatic Lighting Arya

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education 

Ugh learning is hard. Extra hard when you're actually supposed to be revising stuff you already know. I came to university to be gay and do drugs not for this "productivity" shit

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V

lol nice

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#lgbt philosophy 

I kind of feel like my more mainstream queer identities (being Bi) really just ended up being stepping stones to Advanced Queer Nonbinary Polyamorous Kinky Pansexual Hellmess and dont really matter anymore to me despite mattering a lot at the time

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🏳️‍🌈 Robin Hood 🏳️‍🌈

I think about this post about twice a week

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moved

normal brain: take a shower and go to bed

goblin brain: sit on the floor and eat cold pizza in the dark

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Loki~ Laufeyjardóttir, Sheepus

kink 

when you're so sub you subbed a sub into finding her inner domme

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At what point does shitposting turn into spam 🤔🤔🤔 I should look into this before I cross that particular line

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