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polycule more like polycool amirite lol haha lmao pleasesomeonedateme

I'm helping out with tech at a convention and everyone on the team has a favourite type of cable and will fight to defend it, I'm always surprised by the human capacity to care far too much about anything, despite the fact that it's pretty much all I do

the fediverse is like one of those novelty washcloths that's dehydrated and packed into a weird shape and you put it in water and it expands. no i will not be elaborating on this statement.

Ugh why am I awake in the morning, I'm not about this AM life

politics discourse 

the whole argument of "we can't supply people's basic needs for free or they won't be motivated to work" is terrifying, it's literally saying it's good to threaten people with death in order to scare them into being productive, which further implies a terrifying dystopia exists at present in which everyone constantly works only in constant fear of the death of themselves and everyone dependent on them, and that that is a good thing

why am I always either much to cold or much too warm, it's very annoying. sun, sort your shit out

because its much easier to just say, eh, I'm sure I would be good at that if I tried, I just, uh, havent

it's not that I don't have any talents, more that I can never be bothered them into meaningful skills

me, walking into the london stock exchange: hello yes will any of you capitalist pigs invest in my nudes

*a crush transitions*

Bisexuals: “Hahaha you can’t escape me that easily”

i look like a hired mercenary but all i do with my time is bake cookies and paint pictures ? i am.... living my best life right now

Broke: the good knight saving the princess from the evil dragon

Woke: the princess saving the good dragon from the evil knight

Bespoke: the dragon is a princess, who is revered by the entire kingdom, and also she’s really gay and her polycule of other princesses lives in a huge badass castle with her

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