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new zelda timeline where the best games happen first, that way you can play them chronologically and drop out once you get bored

getting thrown out of the zelda timeline theorist community after suggesting that none of the games actually happened at all

kink, general life + 

So I have an a choice to make, I can either go work a games convention over a weekend immediately after my exams, which should be fun, plus I would get paid, but would also be a fuckton of effort, or alternatively I can spend that saturday going to two different kink events, generally being a massive sinner, and having a tiring but stress-relieving ( ;) ) time.

Choices choices

And on the sixth day, the Lord did say, 'Dude, its fine. We've got plenty of time. I'm just gonna have a beer, have a little nap, and get right into it.'

And on the seventh day, the Lord did say, 'Ah fuck, ah shit!!! Its due in today? Oh shit, oh shit.'

Plant selfie (EC, boosts+) 

I have a new daughter.
Meet Rose.

more and more of the words I use are being replaced with the word gay and I'm worried eventually my communication will just consist of me saying the word gay repeatedly with different intonations and stresses

exams 

got my hardest exam in a couple of hours and am having my revision shit text-to-speeched at me and it is hilariously useless. It pronounces matrix as m'tricks.

very lewd, kinky, sex toy advertisement 

So Wish has for whatever reason placed me into the "Kinky Sinner" category of their advertising portfolio, which has lead to me being bombarded with countless terrible terrible items.

This image, however, is more than simply terrible, this image is art. The deep sadness of the model wearing the funnel. The tiny woman excitedly preparing her bladder. "Sex Party". The mannequins succinctly demonstrating they didn't need to use a real model. But they did.

kinky lewd 

can someone please dom me into revising its pretty much the only thing that can motivate me into doing things I dont wanna do

Clove and Stuart have been getting along so well recently! My periodic image updates from my mum are legit one of the highlights of term

Who needs to go outside when you can just open your curtain a tiny bit and occasionally glance in that direction! All of the benefits of the outdoors, none of the effort!

Introducing my new app: A calendar that you cannot change, instead, the calendar changes you. Follow the calendar. The calendar is the only truth. On Tuesday we look at JPEGs of owls for three hours.

boost if you have a cat
boost if you want a cat
boost if you are a cat
no one will know which

So I sellotaped 16gb of ram onto my forehead but I still forgot where I put my drink down 5 seconds ago I think I did something wrong help?

Fun Fact; If you concentrate on a kettle real hard you can actually reverse time

I need someone to follow me around everywhere I go, and tell me "its okay, you did your best" every time I fuck something up (which is approximately once every half a second)

Whenever something in your life isnt working, just try doing it again but with sudo at the beginning

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